| @ Whole Foods: | |
| Daughter: | Mom, what are you doing?! |
| Mother: | I'm just trying out the grapes to see if they're ripe or not. Don't you want sweet grapes to eat tonight? |
| Daughter: | Well, yeah... |
| Mother: | Good. |
| Daughter: | But people are going to think we're homeless! |
| Mother: | Oh stop it, they will not. |
| Daughter: | Good thing they're seedless. |
