| Passenger A: | Did you hear about China's Olympics scandal? They used 13-year old gymnasts when the cutoff is 16! If they get outed, it will be so embarrassing! |
| Passenger B: | Isn't it more embarrassing that we lost to 13-year-olds? |
| Passenger A: | But... |
| Passenger B: | But we lost to 13-year-olds. |
| Me: | *silent snicker* |